A dog's life~

My life sucks! Yesh I get to sleep in whole day long and I also get a nice female playmate while the humans go to work (and that is after that have fed me!). But do you know what these crazies that walk on 2 legs do to me?

First they chase me around the house with this robotic thing that sucks everything in its path! (I told you my life sucks...) Are they trying to shave me bald with that thing???



And then they don't let me eat until I've sat down and showed them my paws. What are they thinking?! I don't pick my food and put them into my mouth! I go mouth-to-food, snap, and they're gone!



P.S. that thing that looks like a turtle was not ME!


That's in a nutshell, my life~ A dog's life~

*woof woof*
Love, Coffee